A Spanish Cow.

Apr. 25th, 2026 07:38 pm
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From the misty depths of my youth I remember the expression parler français comme une vache espagnole (literally ‘to speak French like a Spanish cow’), meaning to speak the language badly. It occurred to me to wonder if this is still something persons of Frenchness actually say, and (more importantly) if there are equivalents in other languages; I suspect English is unusual in not having a colorful xenophobic phrase to express the concept.

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Four books new to me. Three fantasy, one horror (maybe?) and at least one is part of a series.

Books Received, April 18 — April 24

Poll #34517 Books Received, April 18 — April 24
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Which of these look interesting?

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The Drakon King by Terry J. Benton-Walker (November 2026)
1 (4.0%)

They Cry by Glen Cook (November 2026)
7 (28.0%)

The Raven at the Ash Door by K. A. Linde (June 2026)
4 (16.0%)

Monsters of Ohio by John Scalzi (November 2026)
17 (68.0%)

Some other option (see comments)
2 (8.0%)

Cats!
20 (80.0%)

Three Russian Words.

Apr. 24th, 2026 08:21 pm
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In flipping through my Russian edition of Vasmer’s Etymological Dictionary, I occasionally run across words that strike me as odd or intriguing in one way or another, and I thought I’d share a few of them here.

1) уй (or вуй) ‘maternal uncle.’ This is from Proto-Slavic *ujь, which goes back to that fine old Indo-European root *h₂éwh₂os ‘maternal grandfather; maternal uncle,’ from which we get Latin avus ‘grandfather’ and avunculus ‘maternal uncle,’ Old Irish aue ‘grandson,’ Armenian հավ (hav) ‘grandfather,’ and others. You can see why it dropped out of use in Russian — it’s dangerously similar to The Worst Word in the Language.

2) страфил(ь), the “mother of all birds” (мать всех птиц) in the Dove Book (Голубиная книга). This is thought to be an alteration of Greek στρουθοκάμηλος ‘ostrich.’ It’s good to have a word for ‘mother of all birds’ should you need one.

3) исто ‘kidney,’ gen. истесе, used in the dual истесѣ to mean ‘balls.’ I’m not sure why this is even in Vasmer, since it’s not in Dahl, his usual source for weird words, and only seems to be used in Church Slavic, but I’m glad to know about it; it’s related to Old Norse eista (Synonym: bǫllr) ‘testicle,’ inter alia.

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As most of you know I spent much of this last week in Los Angeles, taking meetings with film/TV folks and pitching things to them, both from books I’ve written and ideas I have currently not connected to something I published. The meetings generally went very well — which isn’t necessarily the same as I’m walking away with a movie deal, there’s a lot of moving parts involved with that — and I came away with a lot of interest in the things I pitched and movement as my manager sent along materials. I gave some thought on why these meeting generated as much interest as they did.

There are a number of factors for this, but the one I want to bring to the fore at the moment is this one: When I sit down with these film/TV people and run an idea or concept past them, they one hundred percent know that the idea I’m running past them is my own, not generated by or written out with, some version of “AI.” From a practical point of view this means they know there is no issue with things like copyright (“AI” generated work is not copyrightable, and rights issues are a big deal for film/TV). From a creative point of view this means they know I have actually thought about the concept I’m bringing to them — that I know it inside and out and can build it out, dig deeper into it, and can improvise with the concept rather than just go with whatever an LLM spits out from a prompt.

In other words, they know I can do actual creative work, from ideation to production, and they know when they work with me they’re not only getting an idea but they’re also getting the actual working brain behind it. That brain can efficiently work the problem, whatever the problem might be. In 2026, this is a real and actual differentiator: A functional brain, and a reliable creative partner. I rather strongly suspect the further along we go in this new era of “cognitive offloading,” the more of a differentiator this will be.

This isn’t an anti-“AI” post. It is a “the more other people claiming to be writers use ‘AI’ the more secure my gig gets” post. If you want to use “AI” to generate ideas or create your prose or whatever, by all means, be my guest. The next twenty years of my career thanks you in advance for your choices.

— JS

Construction Time Again

Apr. 24th, 2026 03:12 pm
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What it feels like to wake up to house construction

John Scalzi (@scalzi.com) 2026-04-24T14:26:05.759Z

Spoiler: We are not going to die. But we are going to get a new porch railing, as the much of the last one was blown out by 80 mph winds we had a few weeks ago. The porch railing was 30 years old and as our contractor told us, had support beams that were too small for the weight put on them anyway (this is additional proof that the fellow who had the house built, also its first owner, had contractors who cut occasional corners on him). This was one of the reasons the railing blew out in the first place. The railing we put up will be burly and strong.

Here’s what the porch looks like at the moment:

Those are the old support beams. Please enjoy your time with them. They are soon to go off to a farm upstate, to play with other retired porch support beams.

The same contractors who are redoing our porch are also going to be providing us a new back deck, because, again, after 30 years, the back deck is in need of repair, and also Krissy wants a cover for it, so her husband can sit out there with her and not have his pale little head turned a shocking shade of lobster red. So the whole back deck is going, replaced with one of her specification.

Needless to say, all of this is going to be loud. Fortunately I do have my office at the church to go to if I need to get work done without the sound of pneumatic hammering.

Also needless to say, all of this is going to be expensive. Please buy my books.

More pictures as construction progresses.

— JS

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Thanks to Jasmine T., Desi E., Tina M., Jodi F., & Pam C. for always recovering enough to come back tomorrow.

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P.S. Sorry for the fowl content. Let me make it up to you with something cuter:

Disney's Tangled "The Snuggly Duckling" Tee

My favorite thing about this shirt is how you can randomly point at people and shriek, "RUFFIANS!" Lots more colors and cuts at the link.

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Isaac by Allee Mead

Apr. 24th, 2026 12:00 pm
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Isaac coverIt is now near impossible to exist in this world without having an AI companion marketed at you every day. Corporations are calling on consumers to embrace artificial friendship, and many consumers are heeding that call. On the opposite end of the spectrum, plenty of people have a visceral reaction against the idea of seeking company in machines. Those who are wary of AI are often dismissed as Luddites, while those who are taken in by the allure are often decried as rubes.

While it’s easy to find oneself staunchly on one side or the other, reality is rarely so black and white. What would it look like for someone struggling with loneliness and grief to use an artificial intelligence as assistive technology? Why might this be appealing? What would be the benefits, and what would be the dangers? These are the questions that drive Allee Mead’s debut novella, Isaac. It is the story of a woman who befriends her late father’s caretaker robot. Elanor struggles to find fulfilling relationships, but in preparing for her father’s funeral, she meets Isaac, who provides her with care and comfort that she isn’t receiving from anyone else in her life. While Elanor knows that Isaac is a construct and does not experience emotions in the same way that she does, she can’t help developing affection for him.

Isaac cleverly takes science fiction and romance tropes and subverts them, defying expectations that audiences may not have realized they held. For one thing, we are conditioned to expect a particular narrative about a robot’s subjective experience emerging through its interaction with the protagonist. Isaac, however, is very clear about the fact that he does not have needs and desires in the same way a human person does, and his relationship with Elanor does not change that. Isaac is much more like a human-shaped version of the large language models that we have today than he is one of the sentient AI constructs of pulp sci-fi. Another genre trope that seems to hover over the setup is that of forbidden romance, an illicit affair between human and robot. However, given that Isaac does not experience want or desire in the same way that Elanor does, a true romantic relationship between them is not possible. This becomes heartbreakingly apparent when Elanor gives Isaac a gift: He is able to say all the right things, but unable to return her feelings the gift does not actually mean anything to him. He is able to perform acts of service for her, but she cannot reciprocate in kind.

What makes Isaac so compelling is this complexity. This is not simply a rote cautionary tale about relying on AI for intimacy. It is a very sympathetic portrait of someone who might desire that intimacy. The humans in Elanor’s life are distant and judgmental. Isaac is the first person to provide her with unconditional positive regard, meeting a psychological need that up until that point was going unmet. While he was designed specifically for the elderly and those with physical disabilities, Elanor’s anxiety is still a disability which impairs her ability to function in the world. However, it's one that makes Isaac’s role in her life less straightforward. Elanor struggles not to anthropomorphize him, just as we often struggle not to assign human characteristics to LLMs. When he’s fulfilling his duty by helping her with her anxiety, she isn't confronted with his inhuman traits. However, Isaac’s imperative is to be useful. He does not experience dissatisfaction in the same way that a human might, and he is not optimizing his performance if he is not working with someone who requires more of his help.

Isaac is also in conversation with another prevalent robot trope: the sexualization of artificial humans. Throughout the history of robot fiction, AI has been an object of erotic fascination due to its dual nature as both a person and a thing—a being that can provide sexual satisfaction while lacking its own agency, or indeed any desire of its own, and also allowing a human to own it. For this reason, asexuality and robot fiction often go hand-in-hand. Asexual people (myself included) often identify with robot characters because they feel sexual desire is expected of them or even projected onto them, and navigating a sex-centric society as someone who deviates from the norm can be frustrating and draining. Murderbot, of Martha Wells’s Murderbot Diaries series, is probably the most iconic example. Isaac takes this parallel a step further, because both Isaac and Elanor are asexual, albeit for different reasons. Isaac was not made for sex, so he has none of the traits that would drive him to seek it—no genitalia, no hormones, no libido, etc. Meanwhile, Elanor’s asexuality is an identity. It’s not a given the way it is for Isaac, and this often means she is misunderstood. Multiple times throughout the story, people assume that Elanor’s interest in Isaac is of a sexual nature. She finds this insinuation embarrassing and invalidating, reducing her desire for real companionship to lust. Elanor, like Isaac, does not experience the same wants that many project on her. This defiance of expectation is one of the reasons that she feels a bond between them.

Despite its brevity, Isaac manages to add another layer of narrative to all this through its split perspective. Elanor’s chapters alternate with flashbacks from the perspective of her late adoptive father Javi, who died in a car crash long before the start of the story. The dramatic irony immediately gives his chapters a tragic tinge—even from the first Javi chapter, we as the audience know that he is destined to die young. And yet, the story of his romance with Elanor’s father is still wholesome and uplifting, even when we know it will end in tragedy.

Javi’s story also serves to illuminate aspects of Elanor’s story. We get to see the ways in which romantic relationships were modelled for her at a young age, but we also see how the trauma of losing one of her parents so young affected her. Elanor was taught from childhood that the people she loves will be taken away from her; is it any wonder that she might seek companionship from someone who she knows cannot be snatched away? By painting a complex portrait of someone who craves human companionship but is routinely denied it, Isaac strives to understand the potential consequences of emotional reliance on AI without passing judgment on the protagonist.

A short and sweet meditation on grief and artificial companionship, Isaac is a hidden gem of a novella. In particular, it is subtly subversive in how it handles the portrayal of AI, particularly AI romance. Such a nuanced, empathetic reflection on AI is refreshing in the midst of a constant discourse war regarding implications of LLMs for society at large. At the core of Isaac is not a stance on the future of technology, but an offering of compassion for those who know how it feels to be truly lonely.


An Agricultural Mosaic in Taiwan

Apr. 24th, 2026 04:01 am
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An array of green rectangular parcels of farmland in a range of hues is interspersed with several small towns.
Farms raising an array of crops form an agricultural mosaic across Yunlin County in this image captured by the OLI (Operational Land Imager) on Landsat 9 on March 18, 2026.
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About 23 million people live in Taiwan, a Pacific island about the size of Maryland. Despite its size, the island produces a tremendous amount of agricultural goods per year—about $18 billion, according to Taiwan’s Ministry of Agriculture.

The average size of a farm in Taiwan (less than 1 hectare) is much smaller than in the United Kingdom (87 hectares) or the United States (187 hectares). Since much of the island is mountainous, only about one-quarter of Taiwan’s land is arable, and it is mostly located on the southwestern side of the island in the Chianan Plain. That amounts to 0.03 hectares of farmland per Taiwanese citizen—about half as much arable farmland as there is per person in the United Kingdom and one-tenth as much as in the United States.

The small plot size is apparent in this satellite image of farmland in Yunlin County in southwestern Taiwan, one of the island’s most productive agricultural areas. The modest scale is partly a result of past policies that limited the size of farms and partly a byproduct of cultural traditions that often lead to the division of farms into smaller parcels as property is passed from one generation to the next.

Located along the floodplains of the Zhoushui and Beigang rivers, Yunlin County is mostly flat, has fertile soils, and has easy access to irrigation water. The county, one of Taiwan’s main agricultural hubs, is known for producing a wide range of crops, including rice, sweet potatoes, peanuts, corn, sugarcane, garlic, scallions, coffee, fruit, and leafy greens. Farms in the county also raise millions of pigs, the most of any county in Taiwan.

A patch of farmland with much larger fields stands out north of Baozhong.
Areas with large fields were generally once part of sugar plantations.
NASA Earth Observatory/Michala Garrison

Most crops in Yunlin County are grown in small rectangular plots defined by roadways and networks of irrigation canals. The exception is sugarcane, which was grown widely in the county in the early 1900s when Japan controlled Taiwan and established an expansive network of sugarcane plantations in the southwestern part of the country. These plantations were consolidated into the Taiwan Sugar Corporation after the conclusion of World War II, and the large plot sizes in the farmland north of Baozhong in the image above persist as a legacy of this period.

While the amount of sugarcane cultivated in Taiwan has declined in recent decades and many of the fields have transitioned to other crops, Taiwan Sugar Corporation still raises sugarcane around Baozhong. The company operates a railway that transports harvested cane to nearby Huwei, site of one of just a few remaining sugar refineries on the island. Although Taiwan also once had a large network of sugar railways that serviced thousands of kilometers of track and dozens of sugar refineries, the line that serves Huwei is the only one on the island that remains active.

Farm fields around Xiluo appear a darker shade of green than other parts of the image because of shade nets.
Farmers around Xiluo often use shade nets to protect crops from the elements.
NASA Earth Observatory/Michala Garrison

Another area that stands out in the mosaicked agricultural landscape of Yunlin is located around Xiluo (above). Here the fields take on an unusual greenish-blue hue, largely because of the ubiquity of shade nets. Farmers use the nets to protect crops from heat, sun, heavy rains, and pests. They are generally deployed for specialty crops such as vegetables, fruit, and flowers. This area contrasts with the darker green region in the lower right of the first image, where rice is the dominant crop.

NASA Earth Observatory images by Michala Garrison, using Landsat data from the U.S. Geological Survey. Story by Adam Voiland.

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Because the song’s been rattling around my head for the last couple of days, particularly the Bryan Ferry cover version. So when I got home I thought I would give it a whirl. I hope you like it.

— JS

The Grammaticon.

Apr. 23rd, 2026 09:00 pm
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Martin Haspelmath has been working on a project he’s now put online:

The Grammaticon: Linking grammatical comparative concepts to typological databases

This blogpost introduces a new resource for general-comparative linguistics: the Grammaticon, a collection of hundreds of grammatical comparative concept terms (Haspelmath & Englisch 2026). Version 1.0 has just gone online:

https://grammaticon.clld.org/

Many of these terms are linked to typological features represented in database collections such as WALS, Grambank, or APiCS. Grammatical terminology is quite variable (and often somewhat confusing), so the Grammaticon offers some guidance: Each term has a standard definition, and definitions are typically linked to other terminological resources (such as Wikipedia), and for many of the typological features, the Grammaticon explains how their technical terms relate to the definitions in the Grammaticon.

The Grammaticon was first conceived of in 2017, and the idea was presented at the ALT conference in Canberra (Haspelmath & Forkel 2017). Version 1.0 is now public, and it is hoped that it will be extended and improved greatly over the coming months and years.

Click through for the FAQs; a sample:

The Grammaticon definitions use ordinary language (no abbreviations or other notational devices) and recognize that some terms cannot be defined – they are treated as “primitives”. Is it an accident that this approach is similar to Anna Wierzbicka‘s NSM approach (Natural Semantic Metalanguage, Wierzbicka 1996)?

It is not an accident – the Grammaticon has been inspired by Igor Mel‘čuk‘s approach to definitions of linguistic terms (e.g. Mel‘čuk 1982), and Mel‘čuk in turn inspired Wierzbicka in the 1960s. For the meanings of ordinary words, Wierzbicka‘s approach is compelling and almost without rivals, and it seems to me that technical terms of grammar are best treated in a similar way.

Big Day, Big Wrecks

Apr. 23rd, 2026 01:00 pm
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By popular demand, here are a few more Inspiration vs Perspiration Wedding Wrecks. And shame on you all for finding them so funny.

What was ordered:

 

What was received:

Fortunately Christine C. reports the the bride and family had a great sense of humor about this Wreck, and even dubbed it the "bamPOO" cake. Heheh.

 

Ordered:

 

And received:

Uh, since the cake itself leaves me speechless, I'm going to comment on the background. Hey Jessica M., is that Chewbacca through the window? I mean, given the Han Solo & Leia topper, I was wondering if Chewie was the ring-bearer or something.

 

And lastly, ordered:

 

Aaaand received:

You have to wonder if that swipe was a result of the bride fainting at the sight of it, don't you? Still, I guess she should count her blessings: imagine if the wreckerator had been asked to write something on it!

*****

P.S. Here's a giggle for my coffee-loving friends:

"My Four Moods" Dragon Tee

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It comes in both Men's & Women's cuts, plus a bunch more colors.

*****

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Smoke Shrouds Northern Thailand

Apr. 23rd, 2026 04:01 am
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A satellite image shows gray smoke obscuring most of the landscape around Chiang Mai except for small areas where mountain ridges are visible.
The MODIS (Moderate Resolution Imaging Spectroradiometer) on NASA’s Terra satellite captured this hazy view of the city and the surrounding region on April 22, 2026.
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Chiang Mai, Thailand’s second-largest city, lies within a network of narrow valleys in the country’s northern highlands. Though the historic city is known for panoramic views of the surrounding mountains, clear skies have become less common. In recent decades, smoke has increasingly darkened the skies during the dry season, particularly in March and April.

A NASA satellite captured this smoky view of the city and the surrounding region on April 22, 2026, when haze partially obscured valleys and ridges typically visible under clearer conditions. Most of the smoke likely comes from small agricultural and forest fires lit to burn off crop debris or maintain forest ecosystems. In 2026, satellite sensors detected small numbers of fires throughout January, but fire detections became more numerous and widespread in February, March, and April. Fire activity typically peaks in March and fades by May as seasonal rains increase. 

Research indicates that smoke from biomass burning is one of the largest contributors to poor air quality in northern Thailand during the dry season. By one estimate, about 70 percent of fine particulate matter (PM2.5) in Chiang Mai in April comes from biomass burning. Smaller contributors to the region’s hazy skies include vehicles, power plants and industry, and charcoal burning for cooking and heating. Geography also plays a key role; the surrounding mountains block air flow and encourage temperature inversions that trap both local pollution and haze from the broader region in the valleys.

On the same day the satellite image was captured, air quality sensors on the ground recorded “unhealthy” and “very unhealthy” levels of PM2.5 air pollution throughout Chiang Mai and the region, according to data from the World Air Quality Index project. Prolonged exposure to high levels of air pollution can contribute to respiratory and cardiovascular diseases and other health problems.

News reports suggest that the haze is affecting the tourism industry and has contributed to a decrease in the number of international travelers coming to Chiang Mai. After more than a month of persistent haze, the number of tourists arriving in the town of Pai, a popular destination for backpackers northwest of Chiang Mai, was down 90 percent, according to one local newspaper.

Unusually warm and dry conditions have gripped the region in recent weeks, according to meteorologists with the ASEAN Specialised Meteorological Centre (ASMC). On March 27, the group advised that there was a “high risk” of severe transboundary haze in the region and elevated its alert level to three, the highest on the scale. 

In late March, the group noted that dry conditions were forecast to persist over most parts of the Mekong sub-region, with prevailing winds expected to blow mostly from the south or southwest. “Under these conditions,” ASMC noted, “the hotspot and smoke haze situation could escalate further.”

NASA Earth Observatory image by Lauren Dauphin, using MODIS data from NASA EOSDIS LANCE and GIBS/Worldview. Story by Adam Voiland.

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Getting Tatted On A Tuesday

Apr. 23rd, 2026 03:00 am
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My mom and I both had three tattoos. One of hers was from before my time, and she got two more while I was a kid. I got my first one at eighteen; a matching one with my two cousins who are practically like my sisters. It was all three of our firsts. My second one at twenty was not perfectly matching but very samesies with my lifelong bestie. My third was just for me, and it represents a promise to myself.

My mom and I always knew we wanted matching tattoos eventually, it just took us both four to get there. But we’re finally here, with the matching tats we’ve wanted for years. We just kept not getting them, and another year would pass. I asked her to look at artists, find some she likes, and I’d do the same and we’d pick our favorite. It never happened, and eventually I said, “mom, I booked us a consultation.” I was dragging her to get a tattoo because I knew if I didn’t, she’d never slow down on her own long enough to get one.

I follow a lot of tattoo artists on Instagram, but most are states or even whole countries away. However, there’s one in Dayton I’ve been following for about two years. After seeing his floral work time and time again and thinking how amazing it was, I finally just booked a consultation because I figured taking at least a step in that direction was a good idea. So, my mom and I headed to Truth and Triumph Tattoo in Kettering and met Kevin Rotramel.

My mom had sketched a design of a sunflower, and after talking with him about what we wanted and where we wanted it, he said he’d come up with a design that was close to the original my mom drew, but just more cleaned up and with more depth and detail. While we had always dreamed of color, we both knew yellow would look awful on our skin tones, and just went for greyscale, which our artist highly recommended anyway.

Before I show you how our tats turned out, I want to showcase some of Kevin’s work. I know I said his floral work is what made me decide to go to him, but check out this insane octopus:

Or this sick giraffe:

How about this super cool lantern?!

And this castle is incredible:

Okay, I won’t keep you in suspense any longer, but seriously Kevin’s work is so cool.

My mom went first, and I was starting to get nervous, but also was so excited to finally be doing this!

Finally, it was my turn:

Me sitting in a chair with my back to the tattoo artist, with my back exposed and my head hanging down so he can get to my upper back area. He is actively tattooing me in the shot!

Honestly it barely hurt for the first like half, but in the latter half of the tat I was definitely starting to get sensitive. I always seem to be chill for about an hour, and then right at the hour mark I’m like, “ooh okay I want to be done now.” But I hung in there!

And here they are, our matching sunflowers:

My mom and I with our exposed backs to the camera, looking at each other. Our sunflowers are both in the middle of our upper backs, mine between my other two tattoos (a pineapple and purple flowers), and hers all lonesome on her back by itself.

I am so happy with these! I appreciate Kevin for putting mine up a little bit higher than my mom’s so it wasn’t just straight up in line with my other two. I do love how my mom’s looks as her only back one, though. It’s framed so nicely! They’re the perfect size and aren’t too wild, just something pretty and simple to remind us of each other.

I absolutely love how they came out, and I’m just thrilled to finally have a matching tattoo with my mom. I know it’s corny, but sunflowers have always been a symbol of our love for each other, because we are each other’s sunshine, and we make each other happy when skies are grey. I love my mom and our tattoos, and I only wish we had gotten them sooner.

-AMS

The Languages We Don’t Know.

Apr. 22nd, 2026 09:58 pm
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I’ve long been a fan of Gasan Guseinov (e.g., 2014, 2020), so I’m delighted he’s been showing up again in my RSS feed after a long absence. Today I read his RFI essay “Сладость и горечь языков, которых мы не знаем” [The Sweetness and Bitterness of Languages ​​We Don’t Know] (and listened to him read it in his wonderful gravelly voice), and I thought I’d bring a few paragraphs of it here and translate them; those who find them attractive can go to the link and use their favorite translation software if they don’t know Russian. He starts off talking about the pull of foreign languages, and continues:

I’m writing about this now for a particular reason: I’ve just gotten back from Parma, from a conference on the Russian language to which Maria Candida Ghidini and her colleagues gather hundreds of participants from dozens of countries where Russian speakers live. I thought I’d easily be able to make myself understood—at least in a trattoria. I somehow managed to do it, but it wasn’t easy. How can that be? I love Italian so much! I read it almost fluently, and I understand quite a bit. So why can’t I speak it as freely as I sense its sweetness?

I’m talking about languages ​​that are clearly foreign, but it can happen with native languages ​​as well. Today I want to fulfill a promise I made not long ago to tell the story of how my father and I failed to make Azerbaijani—his first native language—at least a second language for me.
[…]

I’ve touched on just one aspect—the linguistic one—of the tragic personal trajectory of the Dzhemal family, touched on it as someone who happened to witness conversations between our fathers—mine and Geydar’s—regarding their unsuccessful attempts to instill in their sons a command of their fathers’ native tongues. One complained that his son, having swallowed the bait of a foreign tongue, had contracted the virus of Islamism and rebellion. The other lamented that his son would be unable to appreciate his poems and novellas in Azerbaijani, having—as so often happens with cosmopolitans—succumbed to nostalgia for the foreign.

The original:

Пишу сейчас об этом не просто так: только что вернулся из Пармы, с конференции о русском языке, на которую Мария Кандида Гидини и ее коллеги собирают сотни участниц из десятков стран, где живут говорящие по-русски люди. Мне казалось, что я легко смогу объясниться хотя бы в траттории. Кое-как смог, но не легко. Как же так? Я ведь так люблю итальянский. Я почти свободно на нем читаю и кое-что понимаю. Почему же я не могу говорить на нем так же свободно, как я ощущаю его сладость?

Но то — языки заведомо иностранные, а ведь бывает такое и с родными языками. Сегодня я хочу исполнить данное не так давно обещание рассказать о том, как у меня самого и у моего отца не получилось сделать азербайджанский — первый родной язык моего отца — и моим хотя бы вторым языком.
[…]

А я коснулся сейчас только одного — языкового — аспекта трагической личной траектории семьи Джемалей, коснулся как человек, случайно бывший свидетелем разговоров наших с Гейдаром отцов о неудачном опыте приобщения сыновей к родному языку этих самых отцов. Один жаловался, что сын с наживкой языка проглотил вирус исламизма и бунтарства. Другой сокрушался, что сын не сможет оценить его стихов и новелл на азербайджанском языке, поскольку, как свойственно космополитам, предался ксенальгии.

I thought about translating the last word, ксенальгия, as “xenalgia,” but I think that’s even less a word in English than in Russian, so I expanded it. And the bit about speaking Italian resonated strongly with me: that’s exactly my experience with Russian. I read it so well, why can’t I speak it other than haltingly?

The Big Idea: Samantha Mills

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Family ties aren’t always a prettily done bow, sometimes they’re fraught with fraying ends and tricky knots, all woven together in the branches of family trees. Love ’em or hate ’em, everyone’s got parents, and everyone’s relationships with them are vastly different. Nebula Award-winning author Samantha Mills explores these varied relationships in her newest collection of short stories, Rabbit Test and Other Stories.

SAMANTHA MILLS:
Assembling a short story collection is an exercise in self-reflection. Material written over the course of years is placed side-by-side for the first time. Themes emerge. Preoccupations become clear. Where one story can be read in isolation and stand on its own terms, a collection can’t help but blare its author’s recurring fixations.
If there is one big fixation recurring throughout Rabbit Test and Other Stories, it is parenthood—specifically, the many ways that parent-child relationships buttress, cast shadows over, and intersect with so many other aspects of our lives.

Nearly every story here includes parents (usually mothers) and/or children (usually daughters). Frequently, this relationship is ruptured. Someone is missing, or dead, or dragged away by forces beyond their control. In “Strange Waters,” a fisherwoman is lost in time, struggling to get home to her children. In “Spindles,” a young fairytale princess has been separated from her mother during an alien invasion, and is struggling to make it to their rendezvous point before being captured. The settings change, the anxiety remains. What if, what if?

Parent/child separation is not something I keep writing about on purpose, but it’s a worry I can’t shake. When my first baby was born and then immediately whisked away for a 3-day stay in the NICU, I felt fear like nothing I had ever experienced before. I looked at that tiny face and felt the weight of the generations stretching behind me, the future spiraling uncertainly ahead of me, and I thought: oh no. I’m going to be scared for the rest of my life.

Weirdly, this was what leveled up my writing, though I didn’t realize it right away. About six months after giving birth, after years of fits and starts, I finally figured out how to craft a proper short story. The immensity and clarity of those new mom emotions were what tipped me over the line from knowing how to write a pretty sentence to knowing what I wanted to say.

Having kids forced me to think more deeply about my own childhood, both what I wanted to carry forward from it and what I wanted to leave behind. I was looking forward and backward at the same time—and god, I was so sleep-deprived! It was in this fevered state that I began to think about society generationally in a way I hadn’t before, reflecting on the ways that traditions or traumas (or traumatic traditions) are passed down from one generation to the next.

That tension—being caught between generations and deciding what, if anything, to do differently—surfaces in several of these stories. In “Rabbit Test,” the main character is prevented from getting an abortion by her parents; later, she has an opportunity to give her own daughter the choice she didn’t have. In “The Limits of Magic,” a repressive patriarchal state is passed down in the nursery by women who never saw a way out for themselves, and a new mother can’t bear to follow in their footsteps. In “A Shadow Is a Memory of a Ghost,” a pair of nemesis witches have to face the fact that, in trying to avoid the harms of their father, they’ve hurt their own children in entirely new ways.

There are good parents, here, too (the aforementioned fisherwoman; the fairytale queen; a tightknit family surviving in a mining colony company town in space), but even they make mistakes, because who doesn’t? What keeps drawing me back to this topic is the sheer variety of possible perspectives. I could write a thousand more stories and still not feel I’ve adequately conveyed the many facets of this experience. We do not all become parents, but we’ve all been children. We all spent our formative years utterly dependent on the adults in our lives—some up to the task, some not. It’s a bond that can be a comfort and joy for the rest of one’s life, or a fragile, fraught connection, or a disaster to be worked out in therapy for years to come, and whether we like it or not, this affects how we see ourselves and how we move through the world.

Now, don’t get me started on siblings.


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