Danger Signs Every Parent Should Know
Feb. 3rd, 2007 08:37 pmWhen your child, who is already feeling under the weather, says, "I have to burp but I can't." The next time he opens his mouth...yeah.
And I'd just given him some medicine--he's had a runny nose for a while--and was about to give him more (I said, "Do you feel all right?" His answer, "No." "What hurts?" "My forehead." So orange medicine up next) but instead I was wiping up and taking blankets to the washer and popping open a can of seven up.
Also it is very cold here, and I have microwaved some red wine, and am now wishing I had put cinnamon or an orange slice in it.
And I'd just given him some medicine--he's had a runny nose for a while--and was about to give him more (I said, "Do you feel all right?" His answer, "No." "What hurts?" "My forehead." So orange medicine up next) but instead I was wiping up and taking blankets to the washer and popping open a can of seven up.
Also it is very cold here, and I have microwaved some red wine, and am now wishing I had put cinnamon or an orange slice in it.
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Date: 2007-02-04 04:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-02-04 05:25 am (UTC)Now, the young count as a child was very bright -- in mathematics. I considered, however, that he had a problem with prepositions. I would try to get him to deposit bodily fluids into the toilet. Somehow he interpreted that as over the toilet, and mostly over the outside of the toilet. The outside of a toilet that has been barfed on is incredibly hard to clean. All those nooks and crannies. Actually this was the source of one of my Clarion West quotes:
"Cleaning up the blood in the cracks. Whoa. It made me think of...oh you don't want to know."
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Date: 2007-02-04 05:47 am (UTC)