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So someone gave the school a bunch of fish. And Paidhi Girl's teacher said, "Oh, I've been thinking it would be nice to have fish in the classroom!" So she dug out an old ten gallon tank, dumped water in and then added.....

....about twenty platys.

And some snails. Well, Thursday there were about twenty platys. Today there are three.

As it happens, Paidhi Girl really, really wants to keep fish, but can't until her room is finished being built in the basement. "Ask your teacher if you can help take care of the tank," I advised, "and you can learn that way." But as it also happens, the teacher? Who thought it would be cool to have fish? Has no freaking idea how to take care of them. She very blandly told Paidhi Girl so, and it's plain that she's not lying. The tank is sitting in an east facing window. There's a filter, but it's broken. There's a heater, but it's...yeah. There's no gravel siphon/vacuum. No fish food, just some rocks with algae that apparently someone figured would be all they needed. No dechlorinator. There is no outlet nearby. (I discovered this after we got a new filter and hung it on the back of the tank. The water is all cloudy, but there's nothing I can do about that until I get my hands on an extension cord.)

I changed out some of the water, and stuck in a cheapie ammonia monitor--I didn't want to drop another twenty or thirty dollars on a test kit for three platys that would likely no longer be with us in a couple of days. On the other hand, I just didn't feel like I could just leave them there. There is now a bucket and a siphon, and I bought a little bottle of bacteria, since the tank is new, and some dechlorinator/water conditioner. The ammonia seems to be all right, if the cheapie monitor is any indication. I did not get a heater, and am wishing I had. Paidhi Girl has been assigned the task of recording the temperature each morning and afternoon to see if they get too cold at night, or too hot in the morning. She is also to dole out the fish flakes I provided.

I also got Paidhi Girl a copy of Freshwater Aquarium Fish For Dummies although she has already read fairly obsessively on the topic. I find the dummies books often have the basics very clearly explained, and many of the books she's been reading aren't as clear or helpful in the matter of taking care of a tank as I'd like. My favorite ever was Sarah Fell Keppler's School of Fish but I have no idea where my copy went (I haven't kept fish since Paidhi Girl was a baby) and the book itself seems to have disappeared into the mists of time. Too bad--I thought it was very easy for beginners to understand and would recommend it to anyone interested in but unfamiliar with the basics.

Oh, did I mention there are only about five more weeks of school? She started a new fishtank, with too many fish and no idea how to take care of it, five weeks before the end of school.

I'm thinking I'm going to buy another copy of the For Dummies book and donate it, along with the equipment I just bought, to the classroom. It may prevent another fish massacre. Or maybe not, but I'll have done what I could.

Date: 2007-05-01 08:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] carl-allery.livejournal.com
I was just wandering round a fish/garden centre on Saturday (with a friend), admiring the fish tanks and thinking, I could ... But common sense re-asserted itself and all I bought was a bottle of coke *g*. My friend, on the other hand, has acquired (with a new house) a fish pond with about 20 Koi and assorted goldfish in it and so has invested thousands in a decent filter and pump system to save the fish, some of which are around the 18" - 2ft mark. It was somewhat of a gamble whether they'd survive long enough for the filter to kick in, but the water is steadily clearing. This is good, because it means I can enjoy *his* fish without having to have my own!

Date: 2007-05-01 06:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ann-leckie.livejournal.com
Yeah, my mother in law has a small pond in her back yard that has no filter, no anything. It's just a cement basin with fish in it. She sees nothing wrong with this. "Fish just die." Miraculously some live.

Mithras, people, you can't just dump fish in a bowl of water and feed them every now and then! Sheesh.

I am wishing good luck to your friend's fish. A nice pond, while it's a lot of work, is a really cool thing to have. You were smart sticking with the coke, though!

Date: 2007-05-01 12:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] accordingto-ada.livejournal.com
Did I read that right, that the teacher had no plans to feed them? OMG. The young count kept a goldfish for a while, but we killed it eventually because they have these tablets you can put in that which have time release food for when you if you leave home for the weekend. But after awhile they pollute the water too much and it killed the fish.

We're better with cats.

Date: 2007-05-01 01:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ann-leckie.livejournal.com
You read that right. Apparently she thought they could just eat algae.

wow, and I thought I had aquarium problems

Date: 2007-05-11 06:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theloomofmoira.livejournal.com
I'm almost surprised she remembered the water...

Re: wow, and I thought I had aquarium problems

Date: 2007-05-11 11:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ann-leckie.livejournal.com
Heh!

She's apparently not the only teacher with...odd ideas about fish. Paidhi Girl told me just the other day that a student in the same grade, different classroom was asking why their fish were dying. "Tell me about the tank," I said to Paidhi Girl. No filter, no heater, tropical fish....no food.

Honestly. The teacher said they didn't need to be fed, they'd just eat the algae! I said to Paidhi Girl "If aliens scooped us up and put us in a room with a bunch of pots of soil with lettuces growing in them, how happy would we be? We'd get sick, wouldn't we."

I am not responsible for other classrooms fish. I'd like to be, but my money and my time are not endless. I think, though, that I am going to write to the school district and the principal--turns out this is part of a "pond" unit in science. They're supposed to observe classroom pond aquariums. Set up a month before school ends. With no food. And no bloody idea how aquariums work.

There is a long letter in someone's future.

Re: wow, and I thought I had aquarium problems

Date: 2007-05-11 04:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theloomofmoira.livejournal.com
yes, indeed. the teachers should have some basic ideas about what the hell they're doing before they try to teach it to the kids... what is this, really? I'm appalled! no fish food? no understanding of basic fish diet or environmental needs? I can understand if they were not testing the pH balance of the water daily, etc, but this is just ridiculous. didn't they at least read the one-page handout they usually give you at the pet store when you buy a fish? (at least, at PetCo and PetsMart they do that...)

it's no wonder the ice caps are melting.

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